Jump to content


Photo

Wilman Conde's is the motherfuckin man!


  • Please log in to reply
267 replies to this topic

#31 Conde's Mullet

Conde's Mullet

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 46 posts
  • Location:Chicago
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 26 October 2007 - 04:17 PM

Update: Scientists have concluded that a Conde slide tackle from last Sunday caused the 2004 Tsunami.



:lol:

#32 Murtaugh

Murtaugh

    Dir. of Football Operations

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,856 posts
  • Location:Pilsen
  • Supports:Chicago

Posted 26 October 2007 - 04:48 PM

Radiohead exists because Conde turned Thom Yorke down at a party.

#33 tzimaki

tzimaki

    Player/Manager

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,675 posts
  • Location:630
  • Supports:Healthy living.

Posted 26 October 2007 - 09:47 PM

The Terror Alert automatically drops to Green-Low, when he is on the scene.

#34 Fireblitz

Fireblitz

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 90 posts
  • Location:Naperville
  • Supports:Fire, Arsenal, Burnley

Posted 27 October 2007 - 03:40 AM

That's only because they are twins. Seperated at birth one was raised by wolves, the other by Uruk Hai.

I'll let you decide which is the evil one.



lol LotR reference :cheers:


When Wilman Conde jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Wilman Conde'd

William Murderface from Metalocalypse was originally named Wilman Murderface in homage but they decided to change the name because "Wilman Conde is too brutal for Dethklok" <----- actual quote.
Better Dead Than Rev

#35 Conde's Mullet

Conde's Mullet

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 46 posts
  • Location:Chicago
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:34 AM

Pablo Escobar visited Wilman Conde to pay his respect. Conde was unimpressed.

Posted Image

#36 WolfmanHasNards!

WolfmanHasNards!

    First Team

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,875 posts
  • Location:Hill Valley
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:46 AM

Pablo Escobar visited Wilman Conde to pay his respect. Conde was unimpressed.

Posted Image


This thread should be stopped now because that can't be topped. Great stuff.

#37 AcmeComics

AcmeComics

    Player/Manager

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,436 posts
  • Location:Normal, IL
  • Interests:Tiki mugs, exotic meats and cheeses, comic books, lego, lounge music, robots, vampires, kung fu movies, kaiju non-sense, 50's sci-fi art....you know the usual stuff.
  • Supports:Fire, Bayern, DFB, Arsenal

Posted 27 October 2007 - 01:35 PM

This thread should be stopped now because that can't be topped. Great stuff.



You are welcome to try and stop a Wilman Conde anything.

On a side note, please consider becoming an organ donor.
you can't give the cow away and expect the last person to buy it back for you

#38 Chow

Chow

    Player/Manager

  • S8 Admin
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 3,034 posts
  • Location:North Lot
  • Supports:Huddalis Aviation, B&CA

Posted 27 October 2007 - 01:40 PM

Wilman Conde can touch M.C. Hammer

#39 firefan1998

firefan1998

    First Team

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,263 posts

Posted 27 October 2007 - 01:45 PM

wilman conde always has enough cow bell.

#40 Conde's Mullet

Conde's Mullet

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 46 posts
  • Location:Chicago
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 01:58 PM

wilman conde always has enough cow bell.


Posted Image

#41 Chow

Chow

    Player/Manager

  • S8 Admin
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 3,034 posts
  • Location:North Lot
  • Supports:Huddalis Aviation, B&CA

Posted 27 October 2007 - 02:04 PM

Conde actually won the 2000 election

#42 WB05 Karl

WB05 Karl

    First Team

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,540 posts
  • Location:WB05 South Compound
  • Interests:gonzo art criticism, boozes, chicago punk rock, throwing stuff of porches, ruining people's parties, stuff that's loud, Patrick Nagel
  • Supports:the goddamn chicago fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 05:50 PM

Wilman Conde drives an icecream truck covered in human skulls.
:::democracy is not a happy idealistic society were everything is free hugs and freebasing coke in stairwells while police watch (that happens in frankfurt germany). it has it's ups and downs like everything. - WB05 Brandon:::


jawbreaker, constantly.

#43 CF97 Tim

CF97 Tim

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 50 posts
  • Location:Oak Park, IL
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 06:44 PM

Wilman Conde has caught Devin Hester from behind.

#44 Maddog

Maddog

    First Team

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 706 posts
  • Supports:Chicago Fire, Arsenal, Celtic

Posted 27 October 2007 - 08:10 PM

"What is The Conde?"
"The Conde is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your TV. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church, or when you pay your taxes. You take the blue pill, and the playoffs end. You wake in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the RED pill, and you stay in the playoffs, and I show you how far the FIRE go."

"Remember, all I'm offering is Conde, nothing more."

Posted Image
"It's not any one person. It's not any one coach. It's the team."
Brian McBride

#45 Conde's Mullet

Conde's Mullet

    New Signing

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 46 posts
  • Location:Chicago
  • Supports:Chicago Fire

Posted 27 October 2007 - 08:35 PM

Andre the Giant Obeys Conde

Posted Image




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users