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sabremike

Member Since 31 Mar 2005
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#1444609 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 24 March 2024 - 12:55 PM

. There was a VAR review

- The game was 4-0, the odds of Miami even equalizing were way worse than those of being attacked by a polar bear and a regular bear at the same time.
- The conditions were dangerous and posed a pointless risk given the match was over.
- The team that was being pummeled was pulling shithousery and needlessly prolonging the match was just asking for something bad to happen.
- Absolutely no good could've come from not just blowing full time at 90'.


#1444529 Metro - Miami Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 23 March 2024 - 03:04 PM

The officials are morons for allowing any stoppage time here. Game is over, conditions are dangerous, blow the whistle and end it.


#1443455 No MLS in 2024 Open Cup

Posted by sabremike on 01 March 2024 - 01:32 PM

If supporters wanted to make a statement about how much we think this is bullshit I have an idea: Boycott the Bullshit Money tournament with the LigaMX teams. Every supporters end should be empty for every one of those games.


#1442905 No MLS in 2024 Open Cup

Posted by sabremike on 21 February 2024 - 12:45 PM

The idea that MLS had to pull out of the USOC because it was beneath the prestige and standards of the league is even more hilarious when you remember they are using scab officials to start the season.


#1442895 No MLS in 2024 Open Cup

Posted by sabremike on 21 February 2024 - 10:51 AM

Come on! Context please! 1.2 million watched the 2023 final because Messis Miami was in it! Produce the viewership numbers for the previous decade. The tournament is for diehards, casuals dont even know it exists. I think its a great tradition, but  MLS doesnt want to be a part of it because the production value of the aired games is minor league and reflects poorly on how the league wants to present itself.

That last part is such hilarious PR bullshit: The rea$on that ML$ doe$n't want to participate in the U$ Open Cup couldn't be more obviou$, it ha$ nothing to do with pre$entation or production value$.


#1441214 Son of Angel linked

Posted by sabremike on 10 January 2024 - 11:18 PM

Would be hilarious if he comes here and ends up the reverse Sergio Galvan Rey tearing up MLS after failing in Colombia.


#1440685 2024 Schedule

Posted by sabremike on 21 December 2023 - 12:08 PM

Going to best of 5 this year.    Top 12 in each division make the playoffs automatically, the remaining teams have a round-robin play-in tournament for two additional slots, but can only use their MLS Next roster.

The scary thing is for a second I thought you were serious.


#1440437 No MLS in 2024 Open Cup

Posted by sabremike on 18 December 2023 - 06:20 AM

You had more fun for the Leagues Cup this year than our 2017 open cup run? Stop it lol


The Leagues Cup is so plastic that every ticket sold should have a 5 cent deposit tacked onto it.


#1439608 NMR: Other MLS games

Posted by sabremike on 26 November 2023 - 08:51 PM

NHL playoffs are 2 months long
The postseason began on October 3 and ended on November 1.[1][2]
Mls 6 weeks October 25  December 9
MLB 4 weeks  The postseason began on October 3 and ended on November 1
NFL 4 weeks

I dont love the 2 game series dont like away goals
The 3 game series were fun

Since MLS has to deal with international break how would you handle?

Here's how: Everything is a single game knockout at the higher seed.


#1438893 Metro - Cincy Playoff Thread

Posted by sabremike on 08 November 2023 - 10:57 PM

I blame the people who shit on Skyline for all of this. Remember when Gary Cohen did that and the Mets collapsed into a sea of shit they have yet to escape from? Yeah, fucking with Skyline is like fucking with JoBu (shitting on Gold Star, however, is fine).


#1437640 Metro - Nashville Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 21 October 2023 - 07:54 PM

MUSIC CITY MIRACLE!!!!!!!!


#1437556 Metro - Nashville Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 21 October 2023 - 06:58 PM

The thing is, our offense is actually not too bad.  Just completely shit the bed when we get into the box.


They aren't that bad other than the whole not being able to score goals thing.


#1437195 Metro - Toronto Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 09 October 2023 - 01:59 AM

https://twitter.com/...lrjgEQSBjQ&s=19


#1437058 Metro - Toronto Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 07 October 2023 - 07:44 PM

EVEN

YORK

IS

BETTER

THAN

TORONTO!!!!!

FOURTH BEST CLUB IN ONTARIO!!!!!!!


#1436018 Metro - Austin Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 17 September 2023 - 05:39 PM

Fuck the FO.  Its not the ESCs fault the FO is so freaking incompetent they deserve everything bad that comes their way.

Its about damned time.  Maybe the ESC finds some cojones and tells the FO to totally fuck the hell off like they should have been doing the last five years

Hamlett is such a complete incompetent that he even makes freaking Stillitano look like a goddamned genius in comparison. Even LOLass may have been more competent.