A tie does us no good here; we need to win this one. And Gargan is sitting for Leonardo; that's just great.
Starters: Penedo; AJDLG, Gonzalez, Leonardo, Rogers; Ishizaki, Sarvas, Juninho, Donovan; Keane, Zardes
Subs: Rowe, Meyer, Gargan, Husidic, Walker, Villarreal, Gordon
LANDON FUCKING DONOVAN heads in a cross from Death Ray Eyes 10 minutes in!!!!
Nine minutes later, KEANE beats a Fake offside trap and taps in a cross from Donovan!
Ugh, didn't want to see Leonardo hurt, though. Meyer comes in for him at 37 minutes. Word is Leonardo has a hamstring strain.
At 54 minutes, DONOVAN takes a through pass from Keane, rounds Fake Hugo Chavez, and scores into an empty net!
Eight minutes later SARVAS sends a shot between Rimando's legs and into the net. Where's your messiah now, Fake fans?
At 71 minutes, DONOVAN completes the hat trick.
Gargan in for Rogers, who registered an assist on Sarvas goal, at 74 minutes.
Gordon in for Donovan at 83 minutes.
Game ends five to fucking zero. Seattle or possibly Dallas next, but not for a couple of weeks due to international matches.