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#1337634 DC sucks donkey balls

Posted by sabremike on 05 December 2018 - 05:22 PM

An XFL team is going to play at Audi Field. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#1337501 2018-2019 Offseason Thread

Posted by sabremike on 03 December 2018 - 11:42 PM

Dyer just published an article, cant read it all since its the athletic and Im a cheap fuck but says Collin, Redding, and Rivas will be cut which will free up over a mil of cap space.  No surprise there and a good thing.  Says the cap space will be used to keep the team together and mentions Parker, hope so that would be worth it.

Well that Sacha trade was freaking brilliant. Given the funny money we threw in we would've been better off just letting him go on a free transfer.

Oh and is there any chance we can go out and spend big on a proven difference maker who doesn't completely and totally suck when the money is on the line? Yeah, that would be nice.

#1337059 New contract for Armas incoming

Posted by sabremike on 29 November 2018 - 08:37 PM

After that first leg and the worst most awful and catastrophic tactical fuck up in league history he should be fired into the goddamned sun for being such an idiot.

#1336775 Metro - Atlanta Playoff Thread

Posted by sabremike on 25 November 2018 - 08:19 PM

This is the 2015 Grey Cup and the Ticats having a game winning punt return for a touchdown with seconds left called back for holding.

This is game 7 of the 2006 ECF and the Sabres missing almost all their starting defensemen coming up just short, and knowing if we had won we get our cup.

This is Carlos Beltrain getting punched out looking with the bases loaded in game 7.

This is No Goal.

This is John Starks going 2 for 17 in game 7 at Houston in 1994.

This is Charles Smith missing a layup 5 times vs the Bulls in 1993.

This is Yvon Corriveau missing a wide open net in overtime vs the Habs in game 7 in 1992, the last Whalers playoff game ever.

This is Joe Montana beating my Bengals with 16 seconds to go in Super Bowl XXIII, the greatest Bengals team ever and one of the greatest teams in league history who came up short.

This is Mike Soscia hitting that 9th inning home run off of Doc in 1988, depriving me of being at the World Series with my dad.

This is game 7 of the Adams Division final and fucking Claude Lemieux. If the Whalers win that game they win the cup for sure and they never would've died.

This is Hell.

#1336223 Advance MLS Cup tickets

Posted by sabremike on 15 November 2018 - 08:34 PM

I just spent $55 I hope I never see again.

#1335883 Metro - Columbus Playoff Thread

Posted by sabremike on 11 November 2018 - 09:47 PM


#1335821 Results Watch 2018

Posted by sabremike on 11 November 2018 - 05:37 PM

Question: if disaster strikes tonight and we end up with an Atlanta-KC final doesn't that particular matchup (or either of them winning it) guarantee us a spot in next year's CCL?

#1335591 Metro - Columbus Playoff Thread

Posted by sabremike on 05 November 2018 - 02:47 PM

When an organization makes the same exact mistakes for several years, sees EXACTLY how other teams with smart coaches always destroy us when it counts and does nothing to adjust you can't feel sorry for them. We are reaping the rewards for our own negligence by our management and coaching staff.

#1335582 Metro - Columbus Playoff Thread

Posted by sabremike on 05 November 2018 - 02:10 PM

just the Bengals

True, and just take a wild guess who my NFL team is? Fuck me.

#1334570 Results Watch 2018

Posted by sabremike on 21 October 2018 - 07:38 PM

I would be worried if LA and Zlatan get into the playoffs (which they ought to.)
It would be very metro to finally make it back to MLS Cup final and lose to those guys.
TFC has been shit in the past 3 games, I have much less hope they will get the result we need against Atlanta.
Maybe though, Atlanta's really not as good as their record.

I am a billion times more worried about facing the Scum or Philly and being knocked out right away.

#1334451 Metro - Worms Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 18 October 2018 - 02:02 AM

Absolutely assinine the way the worms put away supporters just an aisle apart from the Tory Daughters of Ben.

Behold the brilliance of Nick Sack O'Shit!

#1334018 Metro - Atlanta Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 03 October 2018 - 01:45 PM

I think I like Armas a lot more than Marsch.  Dude is a motivator and doesn't overthink his lineup decisions.  Got it absolutely right on Sunday.

I'm beginning to lean in this direction as well and am hoping I was 100% wrong on Armas. He basically destroyed The Best Coach and Best Team In MLS History TM

#1333481 Metro - Atlanta Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 22 September 2018 - 07:48 PM

Hope we can overcome the inevitable PKs Atlanta will draw

Atlanta is great nostolgia: it's like watching the old East German league that was rigged for the team of the Stassi to always win.

#1333241 Results Watch 2018

Posted by sabremike on 16 September 2018 - 05:54 PM

The Chicago-Orlando match may be the worst nationally televised game ever. Orlando is beyond putrid and the atmosphere in Bridgeview is non existent. Guess kicking out all the supporters wasn't such a good idea after all.

#1333230 Metro - Toronto Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 16 September 2018 - 03:46 PM

You Mayor Smoked Crack,
Your Mayor Smoked Crack,
Hey Ho T Dot You Blow,
Your Mayor Smoked Crack!!!