Posted 13 July 2007 - 12:26 AM
happy birthday raq!!! <3333333 ya
Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question …
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought …
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Sheldon: Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors.
Barney: It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!