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#1349766 Random Player Name Thread 2019

Posted by sabremike on 21 July 2019 - 10:30 PM

If a team's number one goal isn't winning at all cost that team will end up with a smaller fanbase than many AHL hockey teams and having to cover their stadium in tarps to hide all the empty seats. But don't worry: RB Facebook says it's all good because nobody cares about MLS so why even try?

#1349705 Metro - Orlando Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 21 July 2019 - 08:07 PM

Pull Kaku? Why?

#1349392 Metro - Toronto Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 17 July 2019 - 08:31 PM

Just a reminder: we sold our best player (and if you don't think Tyler was our best player last year watch a random game from last year and watch one from this year) for a pittance and used it on a guy who isn't good enough for MLS.

#1349114 Metro - Blue Poseurs Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 14 July 2019 - 08:00 PM

Ticats with the greatest regular season win at the Donut Box ever vs Calgary.

Forge win on the road vs Pacific.

Metro takes out the Bronx Blood Money.


#1348888 Stadium updates

Posted by sabremike on 10 July 2019 - 12:17 PM

Update from my rep: "I actually havent heard anything internally about the tarps being removed in the north ward for this match. Ill let you know if I get wind of anything different."

Tarps still on, I guess. Hopefully it doesn't result in more issues among fans.

I'm sure NYCFC fans will be giddy about the closed-off sections after the game.

Prevents them from ripping out and stealing seats.

#1348666 Metro - Atlanta Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 07 July 2019 - 03:21 PM

HOLY SHIT BWP!!!!!!!!!!!

#1348572 2020 Season Ticket Renewals

Posted by sabremike on 05 July 2019 - 04:29 PM

Got my renewal info in the mail today, AWESOME timing by the organization as usual. Leaning towards not renewing because the ticketing is a giant pain in the ass, I can easily get a face ticket for any game and they skunked everyone on the USOC tickets (and I didn't read the stuff yet but if they highlight free USOC tickets as a perk I'm done because they are completely lying as unless it's a semi or a final a USOC is never going to be held at RBA ever again). Not to mention the Austrian overlords don't give a shit about winning and refuse to spend money to bring in non garbage players.

#1348097 Metro - Fire Game Thread

Posted by sabremike on 24 June 2019 - 11:45 AM

I smell rebranding.

Unfortunately it's not us.

#1347714 We need better backups

Posted by sabremike on 11 June 2019 - 11:04 PM

I mean, we need BETTER

You forgot:


#1347695 2019 USOC

Posted by sabremike on 11 June 2019 - 09:27 PM

Thank god I didnt go to this game

Thered be a body count

If you had been there and gone up into the broadcast booth and stabbed that shitstain Charlie Davies in the eye with a fork I would've collected funds to build a statue in your honor outside RBA.

#1347682 2019 USOC

Posted by sabremike on 11 June 2019 - 09:11 PM

Thank God we spent all that money on some kid from Denmark who totally blows instead of get a credible MLS quality striker, like say a guy along the lines of a Teal Bunbury.

#1347504 We need better backups

Posted by sabremike on 09 June 2019 - 02:56 PM

Hey man, I trust Red Bull and they say that he's worth 2/3 of Tyler Adams.

I'd trust having Dany Heatley as my Uber driver before I trusted the Red Bull people.

#1347441 The Fire Chris Armas Thread

Posted by sabremike on 08 June 2019 - 09:09 PM

Chris Armas didnt lose that game.  The USL quality of our depth in defense did.

I mean it wasn't like we blew our entire transfer budget this offseason on some kid who absolutely sucks and is barely good enough to play in USL or something.

#1347389 The Cosmos is no longer a team

Posted by sabremike on 08 June 2019 - 06:55 PM

Pithy replies or not, doesnt change the fact you are a douche. See you at RBA. Feel free to have the last word...I know you cant resist.

If you try and attack Jake I hope you are able to fend off every other person in 101. You realize that Jake is like the most loved guy in the entire South Ward right?

#1346744 Jorgensen

Posted by sabremike on 27 May 2019 - 01:38 PM

The 2mil was an investment - get 6-8 mil in selling him when he's 21ish - on track for that, he's learning the system in the USL still, scoring but looks sloppy

If you think he will ever bring in 6-8 mil on a transfer you are crazy, and if you think even if by some miracle that did happen we would see anything from it instead of right hand us handing it to left hand Leipzig or Salzburg you are Planet Saturn crazy.