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#16 cesar

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 08:08 PM

Dear Landon,

The next time you get your freak on in the UK, please use a condom or pull out. That is unless of course, you want to start populating the earth with little Landons and Landonettes. If so, have at it.

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FYI, cant get them pregnant if you shoot your load inside their ass.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:20 AM

when does the loan start? Everton needs a goal scorer STAT! Down 1 nil to Norwich City
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 06:56 PM

I'd like to pack him in bubblewrap until the Galaxy season begins - he can play for the US when Klinsi demonstrates he knows what the fuck he's doing - but Landon right now is above my criticism. If he thinks Everton is best for him, then godspeed. Maybe I'm secretly a Eurosnob, but it also makes me feel validated seeing Premiership fans in rapture over Our Landon. (A "Once a G, always a G" tweet wouldn't be too much to ask, though.) (Especially with the hilarious contrast to how easy it is to stop being a San Jose Quake.)

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 06:59 PM

He'll impress at Everton once again and the folks at PSG will buy him up and have him line up with David Beckham.

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 12:12 AM

Donovan's new Everton jersey is on sale now



It looks like they already have a song for our boy

He came across from the USA
Landon Landon,
All the way from bright LA,
Landon Landon,
He comes on loan for a month or two,
He's proud to wear the Royal Blue,
We all love landon Evertons number nine!




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Posted 21 December 2011 - 10:11 PM

2nd:

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Good luck, Cap'n!

That is EXACTLY what my December 2009 visit to Newcastle looked like, except tartier and more doused with freezing rain.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 07:10 PM

He'll impress at Everton once again and the folks at PSG will buy him up and have him line up with David Beckham.

Nope, Lando is just waiting for Judas to leave so he can write a tell all book.....
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 07:21 PM

Nope, Lando is just waiting for Judas to leave so he can write a tell all book.....

I dunno; has his opportunity passed? He maybe should've gotten a co-author credit with Grant Wahl, but would he have material for another book?

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 07:35 PM

I dunno; has his opportunity passed? He maybe should've gotten a co-author credit with Grant Wahl, but would he have material for another book?

probably not, and people probably wouldn't buy it.
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:21 PM

Landon is a bit concerned as he begins his next English Adventure, as witnessed by this exchange on the the Twitter machine with Phil Nevlille:

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:51 PM

they should move everton home games to spain, this would surely make landon want to stay for good!
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:53 PM

That is EXACTLY what my December 2009 visit to Newcastle looked like, except tartier and more doused with freezing rain.



those girlies are HOT! I want to make a gents trip there to shag me one...


or maybe just watch as they throw up all over the street and throw some nickles at them while signing OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 08:42 PM

from Everton's website:

"(Lando's) first game could be Bolton on 4 January."
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 11:43 PM

from Everton's website:

"(Lando's) first game could be Bolton on 4 January."

The match is on Fox Soccer Plus tomorrow.
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Posted 04 January 2012 - 02:58 PM

The match is on Fox Soccer Plus tomorrow.

Lando with the start
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