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Just watched the highlights from their 4-1 win. Vintage Rooney on his first goal, a Beckham-esque free kick for the second, and a cheeky chip in between just missing off the bar, but the fact he even attempted it shows he's on fire. Doubt this honeymoon phase lasts too long but they're probably enjoying themselves right now.

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This will inject some life back into this rivalry. Idiots down there are buzzing about Rooney and these scrubs. Theyll travel well for the match in a few weeks. Fuck DC.

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I'm hoping it'll be like the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

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Watching these highlights, I wonder about the state of the pitch. Was it waterlogged? Are the sprinklers bad?
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=sq8wHfiAkmk

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Watching these highlights, I wonder about the state of the pitch. Was it waterlogged? Are the sprinklers bad?
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=sq8wHfiAkmk

Maybe they set off firewroks before the match.
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Wasn't it awful for the RB match there too? Maybe the drainage system is the shits.



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Wasn't it awful for the RB match there too? Maybe the drainage system is the shits.


Looked like a swamp again today.
Even in the 90th, still water around each sprinkler.
There may have been mention of grass length as well.

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Fortunately they beat Atlanta to keep us on top.

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DC away is our next game. I want only a W from that game. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Metro..."

 


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DC are 9 points out of a tie for 5th place, with 5 games in hand on Montreal in 6th. 11 of their final 14 games are at home, where we are the only team to beat them. They are averaging 2.17 points per game at home. Maintaining that would mean 24 more points to their current 20, for a total of 44, even if they do not pick up any more road points in those 3 matches.
We finished 6th last year on 50 points, but DC finished 4th on 46 in 2016. Philly finished 6th on 42 points in 2014.
So, while I wish nothing but defeat on DC, I would not count them out in an Eastern Conference that has only 4 teams with winning records.


Not even a month later.

We are good enough to beat the best teams, and bad enough to lose to the worst teams. 


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Scum do control their own destiny, and they are playing every game at home except the finale.  Pretty low margin for error, and some tough teams on their schedule though.  Montreal and New England also play each other, whereas only Montreal have a chance to take points from the Scum directly.

 

 

I'll predict they jostle for the last playoff spot until a late Chicago goal seals a draw on the last day of the regular season, and they end up in 7th.


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rather have DC in there than MTL. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Metro..."

 


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rather have DC in there than MTL. 


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Frankly, since I am merely a fan and a not a fancy American soccer writer, I'm going to congratulate Wright-Phillips on a well hit goal. If I was an American soccer writer, I'd claim that the recently retired Henry was wearing an invisibility cloak and carried the ball into the net for the obviously unskilled Wright-Phillips.

If you scan YouTube looking for Bradley Wright-Phillips, youll find numerous goal compilations, a few interviews and, eventually, an excerpt from the grime mixtape series Lord of the Mics.

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Can't like on mobile, but absolutely.

 

I've already attended a playoff game at MTL. 


RIP Guillermo Romulo, Alexander Francis Orig and Celenio Eleazar.

 

RIP Cesar Castello, Mike Vallo, and Glenn Stampiglia

 

"Metro..."

 


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I'm curious to how large of a ticket allocation DC would provide to us in a potential playoff meeting. Would be pretty cool to bring 1,000+ again to the smaller confines of Audi Field. My guess is they'd cap the allocation at 500.






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