Friends & Hanger-on’s,
The Riot Squad has decided to welcome David and Victoria Beckham to Los Angeles in a very special way. Today LARS purchased a season ticket for Mrs. Beckham in Section 138 (Row M, Seat 10), so she can watch her husband do his thing from a great vantage point. You will recognize her seat by velvet rope, so KEEP OUT. The open invitation to Mrs. Beckham (Posh) was officially extended today via The Sun UK newspaper. However, in the unforeseen circumstance that Mrs. Beckham is unable to attend a match due to a prior engagement (e.g. Scientology meeting), we have been authorized to donate her seat to one of the slobs at the pre-match tailgate. All the lucky recipient has to do is wear a Posh Spice wig and Spice World t-shirt! The media will be watching and the Riot Squad can not afford to appear like we were stood up.
So please let me be the first to welcome Victoria Beckham to Section 138. If you have any questions please call my friend dirtyboy. If someone named Shooter answers please hang up and try later.
To donate to the Posh Spice ticket fund please send money to gunner@gmail.com
Thanks.
LARS Welcomes Posh Spice to 138
Started by Chalky, Jan 28 2007 01:43 AM
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:43 AM
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:53 AM
Well shit howdy! This is an excellent idea.
Since Baby Spice is with child now, maybe her replacement for the Spice Girls Reunion Tour lurks in LARS???
Since Baby Spice is with child now, maybe her replacement for the Spice Girls Reunion Tour lurks in LARS???
Judas: "We welcomed you with open arms, but will be seeing you off with the 2 finger salute!"
BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep the peace between them." -Anonymous
Hey, Kool Aid!
For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!
BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep the peace between them." -Anonymous
Hey, Kool Aid!
For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:53 AM
The idea of the ticket was a group decision by the FirstXI, TommyMack paid for the actual seat so we need to make sure that he gets his money back.
So far our very own Spider already donated $20.00 earlier today at the Open House, so whatever you can give paypal the money to email above and we will make sure that Tommy gets his money.
As was stated above, it is indeed an open invitation to Posh and our very own DudeLove was interviewed by The Sun UK and this info in addition to whatever DudeLove said is going to be published this coming Tuesday, so keep an eye for it.........if anyone gets a hold of the paper make sure to grab a few.
btw I just donated an additional $20.00 myself.
So far our very own Spider already donated $20.00 earlier today at the Open House, so whatever you can give paypal the money to email above and we will make sure that Tommy gets his money.
As was stated above, it is indeed an open invitation to Posh and our very own DudeLove was interviewed by The Sun UK and this info in addition to whatever DudeLove said is going to be published this coming Tuesday, so keep an eye for it.........if anyone gets a hold of the paper make sure to grab a few.
btw I just donated an additional $20.00 myself.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 02:00 AM
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 02:14 AM
Page 3 fools!!!!!!!! That should be automatic viewing everyday.
You can put me down for a Jackson.
You can put me down for a Jackson.
Judas: "We welcomed you with open arms, but will be seeing you off with the 2 finger salute!"
BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep the peace between them." -Anonymous
Hey, Kool Aid!
For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!
BMAB: Drunkenese for By Me Another Beer!
"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep the peace between them." -Anonymous
Hey, Kool Aid!
For the love of beer, it was a pretzel!
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 02:28 AM
Um, in proper English fashion, shouldn't we more properly refer to her by her double-barreled married name, Posh Spice-Beckham?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 03:24 AM
missed it. who's got it?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:11 PM
Remember to tell all your friends that Victoria has a velvet roped-off seat always waiting for her. That way, they'll tell two friends, then they'll tell two friends, and so on, and so on, and so on...
When the main website goes live, they'll eventually be a special section featuring a large picture of her seat with a weekly blog documenting whether or not she arrived...
Stay tuned, LARS.
tm
When the main website goes live, they'll eventually be a special section featuring a large picture of her seat with a weekly blog documenting whether or not she arrived...
Stay tuned, LARS.
tm
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:19 PM
I'm usually the first advocate against gimmicks and stunts,
but I actually think this is funny.
Good show
but I actually think this is funny.
Good show
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:29 PM
I love the fact that you guys are willing to throw down cash for something that rests on the laurels of:
"Yeah, we gotta do it, it'll be fucking funny as hell"
Money from out east is coming.
"Yeah, we gotta do it, it'll be fucking funny as hell"
Money from out east is coming.
Pregame pints 15. Ticket to the game 60. Carlsburg, Meatpie and Crisps 16. Seeing an American score on another American at a Premier League match in England; Priceless.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 01:36 PM
the other night when this plan was hatched i nearly pissed myself with laughter. good shit all around, damn that Starting XI is making shit happen!
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 02:00 PM
the other night when this plan was hatched i nearly pissed myself with laughter.
I've seen that happen before!!
Tommy Mack-what's your PayPal account so I can send you a Jackson?!?!
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 12:25 AM
This is perfect on so many levels...
Coming at you, Mackster.
Coming at you, Mackster.
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 11:54 AM
Tommy, I have $20 from Spider and $40 from AnthonyNHB for your coffers.
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 12:30 PM
Let me know who to Paypal cash to.
btw, does anyone have a link to the story, I can't find it?
edit* I see the Paypal goes to gunner@gmail.com and sent
btw, does anyone have a link to the story, I can't find it?
edit* I see the Paypal goes to gunner@gmail.com and sent
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