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#1 DirtyDefender

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:08 AM

There was a spirited debate going on in the
Week 16 Galaxy v. Chivas thread about whether or not we should calling Sacha "gay".

I think everyone has had their say, and we're ready to move on to other ideas for songs that will get into Sacha's head, but if not feel free to post your thoughts and comments here.

Does anyone have that link to the interview he did where he said that he hates when the Riot Squad targets him?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:13 AM

How about the rooster heckle?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:40 AM

hey sascha! fuck you!

normally i'm on the more conservitive side ... more of a pc dude and all... but this guy really irritates me. especially since he likes to cheer in front of us..

so fuck him. i'll keep the sascha gay chants alive just for him. but a "hey sascha...fuck you" will do just fine...

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:46 AM

My take on Sacha is that he is a talented futbol player. When he is a US National I cheer for him. When he is a Chivas USA I dont. But, Im not clouded by diluted fan spirit to think that he isnt a good player. For example Im a Yankees fan as well but for me to say that David Ortiz (Redsox) isnt a good player would make me look stupid. So, the player respect is there from me. But, as far as him being "Gay". I've heard the rumors, I've seen the pictures...hell I've even seen him do that hair flip thing when he's playing. My "GUESTIMATION" or often referred to as "GAYDAR" says GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! Does it matter if he is? Nope. Wll people contine to call him out on it.Yep. Does he flip off crowd members?Yep. Do they respond by calling him gay?Yep. Its a vicious circle my friends. Pray hard.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:34 AM

had about 4 different versions of peter cetera's glory of love, but guess now gay jokes are cliche.

Good call.


"oh sacha klejstan, oh what can it be, to a shit football player on a shit football team."



or everyone just do a karate kid flamingo kick whenever he comes by the corner. (cue 300 riot squaders falling over themselves)

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 11:53 AM

had about 4 different versions of peter cetera's glory of love, but guess now gay jokes are cliche.

Good call.


"oh sacha klejstan, oh what can it be, to a shit football player on a shit football team."



or everyone just do a karate kid flamingo kick whenever he comes by the corner. (cue 300 riot squaders falling over themselves)


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We did it all for the glory of love!!!


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Posted 17 July 2008 - 12:30 PM

Not well, my friends, that Sacha has taken to wearing his scraggly hair long and is attempting to sport a porn star mustache. His EMO/"Twink" persona may not be your cup of tea, Dude Love, but it's a free country. This scraggly cheesy shit he has lately adopted, what the fuck is that? Give me the studded belts and white sunglasses. From where I sit, I see a guy who is trying to be something he isn't because of the stupid, sexist, heterosexist, machismo response to who he actually is. He is not ridiculous when he is being himself. He is ridiculous when he is trying to be faux butch. Let him be girly. Cristobalguillermo had it right: any taunts should focus on his wimpiness. Not on his social persona. And if you think the two are related, get a brain, wake up, evolve, live.

Since I was called out in the other thread, I might as well respond.

1. We're actually sure he fucks men instead of women? Because, um, this ends up looking pretty stupid if he is really is getting more pussy than an animal shelter.

2. I'm not defending the "You're so gay" chants, let alone yelling "faggot" at anyone. But blowing up the pictures that he himself chooses to put out in the public domain? Absolutely in bounds. Is anything and everything in bounds? Of course not, but how can you tell me pictures that make him look stoopid are somehow unfair?

3. Why Kljestan and not that cocksucker....er, I mean, that asshole Marsch? Because Kljestan's a better player, and because he's much more demonstrative. Marsch is a tool, but Kljestan's on another fucking level. The guy has a temper, the guy makes stupid decisions, and if he doesn't smarten up he'll fuck up the US as well as CUSA. In fact, he already fucks up more for the USA, because MLS lets people like Sacha get away with the constant cheap shots and bitching. (Don't take this to mean that I'm not fine with giving Marsch a hard time. Fucker went to Princeton, played in MLS for forty years, and all anyone will remember him for is trying to cheap shot Beckham.)

4. Ferfuxake. Landon and Bianca Donovan ended up putting the Money Shot poster behind them, and that poster was flat-out vicious. If Kljestan joins the Galaxy for some wacky reason down the road, I will do the same 180 I did with Landon, and say "Golly, I wish he wouldn't dress like that in public." Is it THAT hard to believe that we don't like Kljestan because of the team he plays for, rather than whether he prefers concave or convex? It's not like any of us are gonna sleep with the guy either way, right?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 12:53 PM

But blowing up the pictures that he himself chooses to put out in the public domain? Absolutely in bounds. Is anything and everything in bounds? Of course not, but how can you tell me pictures that make him look stoopid are somehow unfair?

Y'know, next time I have to give my students a pep talk to be careful about what stuff they put on their damn myspace pages or facebook or whatever the hell it is kids are posting stuff on these days, I will at least have some fresh new material to illustrate my point now.

But I don't remember if this came up: were these pictures found via something like google? Does anyone else think rummaging around on someone's myspace page for potentially embarrassing material is a little creepy and stalkeresque, public domain or not?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:10 PM

I know I'm splitting hairs here. . .

I can't really condone or take part in any chant that cites homosexuality as something to be ashamed of.

But I've spent enough time with enough of my gay friends to know that the photo in question is not embarrassing because of any implied homosexuality. It's embarrassing because he's dressed like a friggin' cheap rent-boy.

So, with that in mind, I supposed a chant that changes "Bad Boys" to "RENT BOY, RENT BOY" and perhaps change "for" to "on" in the rest of the lyrics.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:13 PM

Does anyone else think rummaging around on someone's myspace page for potentially embarrassing material is a little creepy and stalkeresque, public domain or not?


No, it's awesome.

And to be honest, I think him seeing one of his own pictures blown up lifesize and shoved back in his face is what freaked him out the first time. The chant added fuel to the fire. That was some creative shit we pulled off. Imagine getting ready for a game and seeing a picture you took with your friends blown up life size in the hands of 200 drunken assholes yelling at you? I still remember his double take when he was walking out. Honestly, who does that!? That would unsettle anybody.

But as for the chant.... I can only keep repeating myself, nobody feels bad when we call for lynchings, despite the fact that in a different *context* it is a really fucked up thing to chant. The grim history of ropes and trees is the furthest thing from our minds, and since our intention isn't racist, that makes it a lot more acceptable. But going with that analogy, if somebody said "Hey, whether you mean to be racist or not, that really isn't cool, it is rough for me personally, etc." then I'm not gonna sit there and yell it in their ear anyways, even if I think they should lighten up... Cuz I don't wanna be a dick.

PS I don't think anybody has a problem with the picture. It's calling him gay for the way he plays that is the discussion.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:29 PM

But I don't remember if this came up: were these pictures found via something like google? Does anyone else think rummaging around on someone's myspace page for potentially embarrassing material is a little creepy and stalkeresque, public domain or not?


I would assume the whole point is to "creep" him out. He can't whip a ball in over Cron-Zone's head when he's creeped out. His passes are a little more off when he's "creeped out". I don't want a prank to come off as "comfortable" to the opposing players. That would waste our time. If they are fine with the prank then whats teh point of it? Should it not bother them? Send a chill up their spine? And further more he saw the picture we took, and opted to put worse ones on his faceboook. That's like a chick getting raped and wearing a mini-skirt to a bar the next day. ...THE EXACT SAME THING
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:37 PM

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:38 PM

But I've spent enough time with enough of my gay friends to know that the photo in question is not embarrassing because of any implied homosexuality. It's embarrassing because he's dressed like a friggin' cheap rent-boy.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 01:56 PM

One of my favorite anti Chivas chants is:

Ante Razov
What an asshole!
What an asshole!

Ante Razov
What an asshole!
What an asshole!


Seems to me that should be easily converted to:

Sacha Klejstan
What an asshole!
What an asshole!

Sacha Klejstan
What an asshole!
What an asshole!



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Posted 17 July 2008 - 02:42 PM

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I have gay friends who have no problem joking about their sexuality. I'm going to refrain from posting more because it's just going to turn into a ton of bullshit and bitching that I really dont want to have to read.




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