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#16 Dude Love

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 03:20 PM

I'm going to refrain from posting more because it's just going to turn into a ton of bullshit and bitching that I really dont want to have to read.

...."going to"?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 03:37 PM

Didn't he post to say he wasn't going to post?
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 03:47 PM

Didn't he post to say he wasn't going to post?


I'm not responding to your question. . . oh. . . wait, what?

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:25 PM

When he's bitching, how about:

"Cry, cry, Sacha-a-a-a-a" to the tune of Cry, Baby by Janis Joplin?
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:38 PM

If Kljestan joins the Galaxy for some wacky reason down the road, I will do the same 180 I did with Landon,


Careful, Dude. That can be misconstrued.

As for the "What an asshole" chant, I'm sure he's heard that before, but in a different context, so it won't fly.

Okay, enough gay jokes from me, carry on.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:22 PM

As for the "What an asshole" chant, I'm sure he's heard that before, but in a different context, so it won't fly.

Of course he's heard it before - He's heard in the context of "Ante Razov".

It's still better than "Hey Klejstan! You Suck!" because all "You Suck" chants - SUCK.

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 08:48 PM

Careful, Dude. That can be misconstrued.


I never figured Dude Love for a catcher.

All seriousness aside, how about:

To the tune of, "Those Caissons Go Rolling Along,"

Sacha moans, sacha wines,
But his outfits are divine,
And he plays like he ain't got no balls.

Close to the line, but perhaps not over.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:29 AM

We should support alternative lifestyles.

Hey Sasha
You're so gay
You're so gay
BUT IT'S OK!
Hey Sasha
Hey Sasha
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:30 AM

the old Jason Kries chant we had would fit. something about him wearing panties and bras.

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:10 AM

Is he a lumberjack?

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:37 AM

Hey Sasha
You're so gay
You're so gay
BUT IT'S OK!
Hey Sasha
Hey Sasha


Pure genius.

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:00 PM

Not to steal your thunder, but an easier variation maybe:

Hey Sasha
It's okay
It's okay
That your Gay
Hey Sasha
Hey Sasha


Unrelated and likely non-applicable, but as I typed that, the beat to RUN DMC's "Its Tricky" ran throught my head also....
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:02 PM

We should support alternative lifestyles.

Hey Sasha
You're so gay
You're so gay
BUT IT'S OK!
Hey Sasha
Hey Sasha


Ok, I thought the point of this discussion was to come up with a way to be obnoxious to him in a socially appropriate (well, for the LARS context) way, not be nice to him in a condescending way.

And, as Dude Love notes, we don't know who or what he does, really. Could be into 50-year-old hetero transvestite chicks, for all we know.

But he does need a damn haircut. That I do know. There, that's the chant: "Get a haircut!"

And that alleged moustache. I'm not usually a fashion queen, but, girl, puh-leaze! How about just chanting "Pu-ber-ty!" His mates would be too busy laughing to stick up for him.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:36 AM

Ok, I thought the point of this discussion was to come up with a way to be obnoxious to him in a socially appropriate (well, for the LARS context) way, not be nice to him in a condescending way.


Are you fucking serious?

If we are all about "socially appropriate" chants, i'd say can half the fucking repertoire cause standing (yeah standing at a sporting event isn't socially appropriate in the US), while singing about tiajuana whores (VERRY FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE!!!) while most of us are drunk (downright against some sort of fucking laws) is what WE do.

Was it 'socially inappropriate' for some to belt out Osama when DeRo came over to take a corners? Was it wrong of us to yell midget tossing when that lil fuck from Colorado used to come over to us? Was it socially inappropriate for 40 people to scream 'token black guy' at RTB for years on end? Was it wrong of us to infer that Landon used to sleep with his sister? Grow a sack, this is what we do! This is what we did.

There are lines, I'm not saying there isn't. For instance, screaming hey come sit on my lap to 12 year old girl walking down below crosses one of those lines. But let's not touch the gay issues cause one of us doesn't feel it's 'socially appropriate'???? WOW!

I mean W O W!!!

And, as Dude Love notes, we don't know who or what he does, really. Could be into 50-year-old hetero transvestite chicks, for all we know.


If we don't know and he is, or isn't, who the fuck cares then if we call him a queen for attempting to look like one in a few pics he has on the net?

My point is, this shit Posted Image is FUNNY. Whether the kid is or isn't, he's taking plenty of pics with dudes who are making fuck me eyes to him while wearing as much or less clothing than him. If he is, and we flash his personal life for all to see and he is embarrassed by it, his problem. If he isn't and is embarrassed for having posed is that manner, again his problem.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:29 AM

Seriously? Do any guys wear tank tops in public? Especially striped? Especially Pollock splattered?
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