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#361 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:41 PM

Dear El Mon,

Why do contrarians love hockey?

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People Against Coldness


The same reason why contrarians like anything because its not part of the masses. It is something they like to think they and a select few "get" so the masses don't know any better.

#362 Zero Cool

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:33 PM

Dear El Mon,

That spot in Santa Monica still hiring?

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The new Ed the Zombie.
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#363 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:56 PM

Dear El Mon


Will Whitney Houston always love me?


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Whitney will always love you!

#364 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:58 PM

Dear El Mon,

That spot in Santa Monica still hiring?

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The new Ed the Zombie.


The new Ed the Zombie,

Send me your resume.

#365 ESCO

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:36 PM

Dear El Mon,

Why are these Fat Bitches so sassy and walk around with their nose in the air.

Thanks,

I was just asking for the time Porky

#366 El Mon

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 11:58 AM

Dear El Mon,

Why are these Fat Bitches so sassy and walk around with their nose in the air.

Thanks,

I was just asking for the time Porky


Fucking fat sassy bitches. Being fat and sassy is not a good look for anyone. The reason they walk around the nose in the air is because they are looking for the next place to stuff their face.

#367 romero03

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 06:45 PM

Dear El Mon,

It's 2012, how come scientists haven't created a magic weight loss pill that works? Curling donuts is not cutting it. How much longer do I have to wait?

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#368 El Mon

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 07:07 PM

Dear El Mon,

It's 2012, how come scientists haven't created a magic weight loss pill that works? Curling donuts is not cutting it. How much longer do I have to wait?

-Homer Simpson


Dear Homer,

All I can say is that they are working on it. Fat loss pill

In the mean time keep this in mind. It really inspired me to do "something" everyday. Stay healthy not necessarily get skinny

Love,

El Mon

#369 Isarael

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 12:27 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it true that i should "never trust a big butt and smile"?


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I Like Big Butts, And I Cannot Lie
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#370 andric

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 01:35 PM

Dear El Mon,

What does the bad ass El Mon do for his birthday? I can only image a room full of hot women and tons of blow.

A Very Happy Birthday to the man with all the answers!!!!
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#371 El Mon

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 01:07 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it true that i should "never trust a big butt and smile"?


Sincerely,
I Like Big Butts, And I Cannot Lie


Big Butt Lover,

In the great words of Al Bundy "A Girl who wears big underpants has big things under her pants" so proceed with caution.

#372 El Mon

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 01:38 PM

Dear El Mon,

What does the bad ass El Mon do for his birthday? I can only image a room full of hot women and tons of blow.

A Very Happy Birthday to the man with all the answers!!!!


Thank you Andric,

And as for what I do... you are on the right track. I would post pictures but a then again a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

-El Mon

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

Dear El Mon,

In all honesty, what is the problem with the Galaxy and do you see a solution


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#374 projectx

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:14 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it dangerous to drink Irish Car Bombs on the bus to Palo Alto?

Sincerely,
Officer Jack Traven

#375 LuvKeane

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:09 PM

Dear El Mon,

Are you going to spank me like Christian Grey on the booze bus on Saturday?

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