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#346 El Mon

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:03 PM

Dear El Mon,

How high it too high for a nice pompadour?

Sub question: Is street cred automatically given to the owner of tres flores? And are you a connoisseur of said hair product?


Sincerely,

Harry full of hair/Cholo sin barrio

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I think a nice pomp lies in the 3-4 inch range. However I seen cats with higher and lower ones but 3-4 inches is plenty high and as always it looks cool.

Tres Flores has been a hood staple forever. So I would say the use of the product already gives you some street cred. However, as S. Bones pointed out there are some other items in conjunction with the use of Tres Flores that solidify the street cred like Sir Guy shirt, Nike Cortez, Pendletons, and Dickies.

I for one am not a connoisseur of Tres Flores because it doesnt have the hold I need. For a nice pomade that is not too heavy and holds nice I recommend. Sweet Georgia Brown (blue can).

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Top this off with a little Black & White and you get the shine and the hold.

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If you want the pomade feel but you want it to wash out I suggest Lay Rite Super Hold.

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 11:49 AM

I think a nice pomp lies in the 3-4 inch range. However I seen cats with higher and lower ones but 3-4 inches is plenty high and as always it looks cool.

Tres Flores has been a hood staple forever. So I would say the use of the product already gives you some street cred. However, as S. Bones pointed out there are some other items in conjunction with the use of Tres Flores that solidify the street cred like Sir Guy shirt, Nike Cortez, Pendletons, and Dickies.

I for one am not a connoisseur of Tres Flores because it doesnt have the hold I need. For a nice pomade that is not too heavy and holds nice I recommend. Sweet Georgia Brown (blue can).

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Top this off with a little Black & White and you get the shine and the hold.

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If you want the pomade feel but you want it to wash out I suggest Lay Rite Super Hold.

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#348 Johnny Chanclas

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 06:20 PM

wasn't he bludgeoned with a bat in a motel room?


The following is from Wikipedia:

'The following day, Crane was discovered bludgeoned to death with a weapon that was never found (but was believed to be a camera tripod) at the Winfield Place Apartments in Scottsdale, Arizona.'

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 06:41 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it really rape if she drinks Four Loko?

-Creeping in the Wrigley

#350 El Mon

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 01:41 PM

Dear El Mon,

Is it really rape if she drinks Four Loko?

-Creeping in the Wrigley


Guys just need a place, Girls just need an excuse and Four Loko is one hell of an alibi. Fornicate at will!

#351 fredo9

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

Dear El Mon,

Will Rock-N-Roll kill me?

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See You Later, My Friend!

#352 Johnny Chanclas

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:48 PM

Dear EL Mon,

Can you please explain this???

All time head to head RM vs Barca:

Real Madrid wins 90
Draws 54
FC Barcelona wins 105
Real Madrid goals 402
FC Barcelona goals 430
Total matches 249

:blink:
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#353 LOBO 13

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:47 PM

Dear Mon-

Is it really better to burn out than fade away?

Sincerely,

Concerned Rocker

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:36 AM

Mon,

What does Joaquin's Heavy Flow tastes like?

Sincerely,
Flow Jo

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 07:56 PM

Dear El Mon,

Why do contrarians love hockey?

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#356 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:16 PM

Dear El Mon,

Will Rock-N-Roll kill me?

Signed,

Lick Master Fret Burner


After a long hiatus El Mon is back to answer your questions.

Lick Master Fret Burner,

Yes, Rock-N-Roll will kill you. "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse." Rock ON!

#357 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:26 PM

Dear EL Mon,

Can you please explain this???

All time head to head RM vs Barca:

Real Madrid wins 90
Draws 54
FC Barcelona wins 105
Real Madrid goals 402
FC Barcelona goals 430
Total matches 249

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Barca is better than Real Madrid. What needs explaining.

#358 El Mon

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:29 PM

Dear Mon-

Is it really better to burn out than fade away?

Sincerely,

Concerned Rocker



Concerned Rocker,

It is better to go out with a bang but if these are your only two options then I would choose to fade away. Burning out usually out shines the greatness you had before and just leaves a smudge on your legacy.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:32 PM

Mon,

What does Joaquin's Heavy Flow tastes like?

Sincerely,
Flow Jo



Flow Jo,

If you are referring to the failed attempt at a Shirley Temple at Trader Vic's then it tasted quite shitty.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:34 PM

Dear El Mon


Will Whitney Houston always love me?


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