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[TommyMack]

Anyone got butcher's paper and can make a huge, "THIS IS OUR HOOSE!" and perhaps the Oscar-nominated, "BLAME CANADA!" with a pic of Terrence and Philip?



Just checkin.

tm

[prrnrngr]

Anyone got butcher's paper and can make a huge, "THIS IS OUR HOOSE!" and perhaps the Oscar-nominated, "BLAME CANADA!" with a pic of Terrence and Philip?



Just checkin.

tm

This is ARRRRRR hoose!

[We Need Ngwenya]

I will look into it.

Currently in construction.

Almost done. Just need to finish the lettering.

[TommyMack]

I will look into it.

Currently in construction.

Almost done. Just need to finish the lettering.

Jesus Christ Savior on a Stick, I love this kid.

Wait... he's not longer a kid. Shit, now I have to treat him as an equal. Wait, he's an award winning track athlete... I hope he treats me as an equal.

tm

[We Need Ngwenya]

The ball is included for scale.

So...um...how are we going to get this into the stadium?

[josh24601]

Does this mean we get to sing Uncle Fucka?

[samoabob]

YES! Hooray for LARS pro-activism. I love the sign

[TommyMack]

[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats U
[Everyone:] N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!

[TommyMack]

The ball is included for scale.

So...um...how are we going to get this into the stadium?

I'll take it in. Will you be in Lot 13?

tm

[DirtyDefender]

The ball is included for scale.

So...um...how are we going to get this into the stadium?

Brilliant!

Great job John.

[We Need Ngwenya]

I'll take it in. Will you be in Lot 13?

tm

Either Lot 13 or the OCP...doesn't matter.

[AnthonyNHB]

Blame Canada

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

[josh24601]

[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats U
[Everyone:] N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!

Video in all of its glory.

Maybe kazoos for the fart noises??

[Dude Love]

[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats U
[Everyone:] N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!

Dear Front Office:

About "Uncle Fucka." I know, I know. It's dirty and obscene and very, very disobedient. And you've been very, very understanding about "Hey, Goat! Fuck you!"

Just - you gotta let us have this one. Just this one chant - won't be for the whole game. Probably just once. Maybe when a TFC guy takes a corner. Okay, maybe it will be for the whole game. But c'mon. It. Will. RULE. You KNOW it will.

It's not like we're miked, like the ACB.

I know what you're thinking. "It's a slippery slope," you're thinking. "First Toronto. Then Vancouver. Then Montreal. Where will it stop?" Truth is, I really can't tell you. But who knows? We could all be dead when the Maya calendar runs out. Live a little!

Love,
Dan

[AnthonyNHB]

I was thinking this portion repeated could work:

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada


But I'm in for the uncle fucker song. I'll print out a few sheets.