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Sunrise was delayed 15 minutes today because Luke punched the snooze button.
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It only rains in New Jersey when Luke Rodgers scares the clouds and they piss themselves.
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Luke Rodgers was pulled over by a state trooper today. Since there's a behavior clause in his contract, Luke let him off with a warning.
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Luke Rodgers won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Luke Rodgers sleeps with a nightlight... because the dark is afraid of Luke Rodgers.

Luke Rodgers is the only reason why Waldo is hiding.

Luke Rodgers does not run out of energy; he simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.

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Luke Rodgers was assaulted on the street last night by two armed thugs. Feeling generous, Luke let them leave with their wallets.
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Luke Rodgers was delayed entry into the USA for a year because he was still teaching SEAL Team 6 how to shoot.
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Luke Rodgers' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

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Luke Rodgers parking spots are marked with a wheelchair as a warning of what will happen to you if he catches you parking there.
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Luke Rodgers was delayed entry into the USA for a year because he was still teaching SEAL Team 6 how to shoot.

Correction: Luke Rodgers missed several practice sessions this week, as he was traveling to Pakistan to murder Osama bin Laden.
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Reports say that Luke Rodgers shot off a firework in a girl's face. They are wrong. It was a Kamehameha.
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Reports say that Luke Rodgers shot off a firework in a girl's face. They are wrong. It was a Kamehameha.


Some women can't handle his money shot.

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Luke Rodgers doesn't shave, his hair is just hiding from him.
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Muhammed Ali calls Luke Rodgers "Parkinson's Disease"
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The Miami Fusion once mocked Luke Rodgers. They paid dearly for their mistake.

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The baby Luke Rodgers carried on the field after the Kansas City game wasn't his. He just demanded it from a parent on the sideline.
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