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Luke Rodgers Facts

Started by Grimnitz, May 03 2011 12:57 PM

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#1
Grimnitz

Posted 03 May 2011 - 12:57 PM

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Sunrise was delayed 15 minutes today because Luke punched the snooze button.

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TimKlotz

Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:27 PM

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It only rains in New Jersey when Luke Rodgers scares the clouds and they piss themselves.

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TimKlotz

Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:37 PM

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Luke Rodgers was pulled over by a state trooper today. Since there's a behavior clause in his contract, Luke let him off with a warning.

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If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight

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JayJeeMoNee

Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:44 PM

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Luke Rodgers won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Luke Rodgers sleeps with a nightlight... because the dark is afraid of Luke Rodgers.

Luke Rodgers is the only reason why Waldo is hiding.

Luke Rodgers does not run out of energy; he simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.

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"In between soccer games this weekend, I played 36 holes of golf with my dad. Playing golf, I realized, is a bit like watching the Red Bulls play. Both can have the tendency to feel like self-inflicted torture. You wonder why you do it at all. But when it’s over, you can’t wait to do it again. To New England we go, then." - Andrew Keh

"In the Church they say that suffering is good for the soul. I like to view my love for this team as being a spiritual exercise." - Steve B2

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Jeremy Thunder

Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:44 PM

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Luke Rodgers was assaulted on the street last night by two armed thugs. Feeling generous, Luke let them leave with their wallets.

ACAB

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Grimnitz

Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:58 PM

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Luke Rodgers was delayed entry into the USA for a year because he was still teaching SEAL Team 6 how to shoot.

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