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[Shooter]

Name on the board: Shooter
Real Name: Dan Schuette
What you like to be called: Dan or Shooter (not both)
Where you live: Ventura County
Job: Director
Favorite G now: Dunivant
Favorite G all time: Pando or Herzog
What other teams do you follow: West Ham, Schalke 04, Ebbsfleet United
Current favorite drink: Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Favorite good place to eat: n/a

Riot Squad road trips: Most (with a bit of a hiatus)

Favorite chant: Shitty Wall

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Walking out of Spartan Stadium after the "Collapse, Debacle, WTF it was called".

Happiest LARS moment: HFS or Pitch Invasion

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: When she kissed me ?

Advice to Bruce Arena: 2-5-3

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:

Anything else?: No.

[josh24601]

Name on the board: Really?
Real Name: Josh
What you like to be called: Josh
Where you live: South OC
Job: Media planner
Favorite G now: Landon
Favorite G all time: Landon or Cobi
What other teams do you follow: US, Greece
Current favorite drink: Something so snobby you never heard of it so it's not worth typing
Favorite good place to eat: My grill

Riot Squad road trips: San Jo a few times, Salt Lake, Columbus

Favorite chant: We Are The Champions/This is LA mashup

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Striking out at kickball @ Vic Park

Happiest LARS moment: Meeting my wife

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I liked soccer before my first game w/ LARS and the Chris Klein bicycle kick. I was hooked after that.

Advice to Bruce Arena: Ignore Wonderman

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:



Anything else?: I owe my love life to Samoabob.

[ucsdguy]

Name on the board: ucsdguy
Real Name: Darren
What you like to be called: Darren
Where you live: west hills
Job: CPA/Participations Supervisor
Favorite G now: Robbie Keane
Favorite G all time: Sasha Victorine
What other teams do you follow: Tottenham
Current favorite drink: Jameson on the rocks
Favorite good place to eat: Bob's Big Boy

Riot Squad road trips: San Jose bus a few times, infamous san jose van trip.

Favorite chant: shitty wall/free tibet/you're going home on a combine harvester

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Shooter almost falling over the railing in oakland (embarrassing, awesome, or both)

Happiest LARS moment: MLS CUP win in the rain, a certain someone telling a certain someone whittier hates him.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I stayed at the same hotel in orlando as Netherlands fans in 1994.

Advice to Bruce Arena: stay handsome.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:

Anything else?:

Don't do crack.



Teach your kids well.

[prrnrngr2.0]

Name on the board: Prrnrngr (Porn Ranger)

Real Name: George

What you like to be called: Either of the above names

Where you live: Rochester, NY

Job: USCG Fireman waiting to go to AMT school

Favorite G now: Landon

Favorite G all time: Cien or Landon

What other teams do you follow: USMNT, Fulham, Rhinos

Current favorite drink: Roc Brewing RIPA

Favorite good place to eat: In California....tons of them. In Rochester...Dinosaur BBQ or The Owl House.

Riot Squad road trips: San Jose x 2, NYC

Favorite chant: Tijuana Whore

Most embarrassing LARS moment: When ED and I challenged an obviously mentally handicapped person to a fight or battle or something at Buck Shaw stadium.

Happiest LARS moment: E-budd pointing up to us in NYC

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: I would cry after every goal scored on me in AYSO Boys 6.

Advice to Bruce Arena: You CAN'T lose with this lineup.

[Zero Cool]

Job: Full Time LARS Capo

This is about to get REALLY REALLY accurate...

[twigg]

Real Name: David Michael Twigg
What you like to be called: Twigg
Where you live: El Segundo
Job: Head Cyclops (ammunition manufacturing manager)
Favorite G now: Donovan with Keane gaining fast.
Favorite G all time: Donovan
What other teams do you follow: Liverpool, Eintracht Frankfurt, whatever team my son is on.
Current favorite drink: Bushmills
Favorite good place to eat: As opposed to my favorite 'bad place'? I'm a big 'Salt Creek Grill' fan

Riot Squad road trips: Most of the St. Joe's.

Favorite chant: Currently:"Nice One, Robbie" - All-time: probably "Sun In the Winter"

Most embarrassing LARS moment: Probably when we fired Sigi. Does that count?

Happiest LARS moment: 2011 MLS Cup. With both my boys and my brother in attendance.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: My dad told me I was?

Advice to Bruce Arena: No more Birchalls.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:
Me and the boys...


Me and MY boys (leaving for MLS Cup '11)

[twigg]

Teach your kids well.

Familiar?

[who's"that_guy"!]

This one is for Samo.



This one is for El Dude.

[American Beer]

For the newbs:

Favorite LARS pic with you in it:

[c-los from the dime]

I'm just a lagger...

Name on the board: c-los from the dime
Real Name: Juan-Carlos
What you like to be called: Carlos, Juan-Carlos, just not Juan...
Where you live: Culver City
Job: Production Manager
Favorite G now: Lando
Favorite G all time: Cobi
What other teams do you follow: It's kinda dwindled to Chelsea.
Current favorite drink: Green Flash Palate Wrecker
Favorite good place to eat: that's a loaded question.

Riot Squad road trips: Hopefully Portland 2012 (i'm a loser)

Favorite chant: F S A and We are Here
Most embarrassing LARS moment: Passing out drunk in the car BEFORE the 4th of July game, it wasn't even dark yet.

Happiest LARS moment: '05 until this last year. The rest are a blur.

I knew I was hooked on soccer when: Baseball got lame, and Fox started broadcasting more games...

Advice to Bruce Arena: weightwatchers works.

Favorite LARS pic with you in it: Josh had it taken off a particular site, so I won't post it here. hehe.

Anything else?: Four more beers