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[Caasi Gohd]

Where's the home field advantage? The stadium will be 3/4 empty. Even if we make it to the next round, the game would also be midweek. Another mandatory cap on attendance. What a joke.

My understanding is if we make the semifinal, it coincides with spring break.

If we make the final, it's the fucking final and you don't have to worry about an attendance cap.

With that said, I got $5 says we make the semifinal and less than 15,000 show.

[jamesey]

I heard Sarvas is cup tied for this match. I hope we start Juninho instead.

[stopper]

Depends. Which Mexican team would we play in the semi?

So, if we make it to Tokyo, is Sarvas then eligible?

[Zero Cool]

So, if we make it to Tokyo, is Sarvas then eligible?

Sarvas is only Cup tied for the 2011/2012 CONCACAF Champions League.
In the CL that'll start later this season he can play for us
And if we win he'll be able to play for us in the CWC

[cesar]

My understanding is if we make the semifinal, it coincides with spring break.

If we make the final, it's the fucking final and you don't have to worry about an attendance cap.

I hope you are right about the semis. But the final would be the last week of April. Final or not, I'm pretty sure a cap would be in place.

But I hope we win tomorrow. We need to advance. No excuses.

[Eric B]

Depends. Which Mexican team would we play in the semi?

Santos, if they get past the Refunders.

[American Beer]

December 6-16, Tokyo...winter sashimi is really good. Cheap sake served hot... Plentiful draft beer... Hot ramen noodles served in the cold air in an outdoor stand with a dash of grated garlic... $6 cups of coffee... Tiny portions of food... $900 airfare... OK, I'm out.

Maybe.

[Slug]

A LARS trip to the Land of the Rising Sun would the one trip to earn your official LARS merit badge.

[ramsessalmeron]

I hope you are right about the semis. But the final would be the last week of April. Final or not, I'm pretty sure a cap would be in place.

But I hope we win tomorrow. We need to advance. No excuses.

Thats true! remember the super liga final

[LOBO 13]

Preview by Scott French.

[S.Bones]

I hope we win.

[American Beer]

Danny Koevermans is a godverdomme eikel kankerhoer.

Some other actual Dutch insults.

(kanker-/tering-/tyfus-) lijer - [edit]
Literally sick person
Practical
Usage This is one of the strongest expressions in Dutch and should be used with utmost caution or maybe just don't (you have to be extremely angry in order to justify the use). Basically you are saying that the person has or should get respectively cancer, consumption (TBC) or typhus. It can be used for both men & women.

eikel - [edit]
Literally dickhead

godverdomme - [edit]
Literally god damn

hoer - [edit]
Literally whore

hoerenjong - [edit]
Literally son of a bitch (literally: son of a whore)


hou je bek - [edit]
how yuh back
Literally hold your mouth
Practical
Usage bek" is slang for mouth, basically it means "shut up!

kanker aap - [edit]
kahnker aap
Literally kanker=cancer aap=monkey
Practical
Usage often used against black poeple... don't use this word #cancer is very often used in dutch swearing, just put cancer before something and you have a dutch swearing word!

kankerhoer - [edit]
Literally whore with cancer
Practical
Usage This is almost the worst thing you can say, so be very careful with this one.

klootzak - [edit]
klohtzahk
Literally lit. ballbag, equiv. asshole

kus mijn hol / lik mijn reet - [edit]
Literally kiss my ass

kus mijn kloten - [edit]
Literally kiss my balls (variation)

kutwijf - [edit]
Literally literally translated as 'cunt woman' -means: cunt, bitch
Practical
Usage 'Kutwijf' (cunt, bitch) is one of the common swearwords (like bitch really), you dont have to be really angry to say it, but its seen as a very rude word.

lik mijn reet - [edit]
Literally lick my ass (variation)

loop naar de maan! / ga fietsen! - [edit]
Literally get lost / go away


lul - [edit]
Literally dick

neuk je moeder - [edit]
Literally go fuck your mom

schijtlaars/ schijterd - [edit]
Literally chickenshit


slet - [edit]
Literally slut

smeerlap - [edit]
Literally bastard

smoel dicht/ bek houwe - [edit]
Literally shut the fuck up

stuk stront - [edit]
Literally piece of shit

sukkel - [edit]
Literally loser

teef - [edit]
Literally bitch

teringeikel - [edit]
Literally big d!ckhead

val dood - [edit]
Literally drop dead

[Caasi Gohd]

I hope you are right about the semis. But the final would be the last week of April. Final or not, I'm pretty sure a cap would be in place.

But I hope we win tomorrow. We need to advance. No excuses.

Thats true! remember the super liga final

Oy! You guys love to argue.

We have been told that if we make the semifinal, it coincides with spring break.

If we make the final, it's the fucking final and AEG will donate a library or food court or whatever to CSUDH (or maybe just slip a few Benjamin's in the dean's back pocket or hire a hooker for him/her but) you don't have to fucking worry about an fucking attendance cap.

If this is incorrect, then the information given to us was incorrect, but as of now, this is what we were told and we believe it.

FMP

[josh24601]

Look at you guys worrying about the attendance cap for the final when we just got our asses handed to us by RSL 4 days ago.

I'd be very happy to be in the CCL final with 7499 other people, because it would mean we were there.

[TommyMack]

Do we still have that awesome sign featuring TERRANCE AND PHILLIP that says, "THIS IS OUR HOOSE!"?

John (WeNeedNgwey) made it.

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